he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
A+ Viking dick
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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