Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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