I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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