Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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