i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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