you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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