have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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