ya dads aren't the best wingmen
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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