But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
