did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize
