sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I will pee on everything he values.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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