I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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