just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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