She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
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