i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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