if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Is it because I queefed?
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
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