is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
PANTIES FOUND
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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