508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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