But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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