Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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