is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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