Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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