A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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