i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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