If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Green mimosas i think yes
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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