I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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