yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Randomize
