So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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