your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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