I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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