I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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