this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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