Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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