I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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