dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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