Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
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