question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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