she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
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