im gay
i know
yea but for you.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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