office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
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