oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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