i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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