FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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