He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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