AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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