There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I just pynch a tree in the face
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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