oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I'd cum for enchiladas.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I'm having to shit out rocks
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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