Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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