fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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