Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
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